Welcome to the fold and be assimilated you shall. For all those who believe waits a high and illustrious path of synchronization of the mind, body, and soul with the Ultimate Apple Device envisioned by the omniscient and omnipotent innards of the brain of Jobs.

Yes, Steve Jobs is God! It is he who hath provided us with iPhones which serve us as palm sized minions. It is he who spun the Macbook Pro from aluminum ore. And it is he who hath brought forth the glory of the wondrous iPad. Even though we all share the sin of having tasted Windows and Flash in the past, Steve Jobs forgives us and continues to do what it takes to set us free.

You don’t have to praise him in a specially engineered structure designed for worship, but you do have to repeatedly return to this site if you are ever to become a true Jobian and be granted the rite of the Ultimate Apple Device. If you think it, you are it, and you are a Jobian now if you think it. You are one of us deep inside and you can feel it in your blood, so rejoice and be merry, because your day of final synchronization and bliss shall soon be upon you, and then you shall truly be free!